Product Warnings...

I got this in an email recently and thought I'd share it with you. (I deleted the extra commentary that was after each selection. I assume you can figure out what is wrong with the statements.) These are actual labels found on various consumer products:

On a Sears hairdryer -- "Do not use while sleeping."

On a bag of Fritos -- "You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside."

On a bar of Dial soap -- "Directions: Use like regular soap."

On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost."

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down."

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating."

On packaging for a Rowenta iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body."

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."

On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness."

On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use only."

On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the other use."

On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts."

On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet, eat
nuts."

On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not enable
you to fly."

On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or
genitals."